寫論文
寫論文的時候
我是個扮大人說話的小孩
走投無路時
就開始匹諾曹式的撒謊
論文越長
鼻子越大
這謊也就更加難圓。
On Writing a Thesis
Writing a thesis,
I am a child talking adult talks.
At my wit’s end,
I started to lie like Pinocchio.
The longer the thesis,
the bigger my nose,
the harder it is to square the circle.
(Poem and translation both by Shi Huiwen.)
